I'm about to get all shitty on your asses (so to speak)!!
I work in a 12 story building and my company has 2 floors. Bellsouth has a call center in the building and they take up about 4 floors. Whole Foods Corporate offices are on a couple and then there's a bunch of other smaller companies.
This subject is not discussed in polite/gentile company but who said I was polite?? Who said my friends at work were polite?? I'm thinking most of you aren't so polite!
Pooping at work. We all do it, we all hate doing it but sometimes you just cant wait to get home to drop the kids off at the pool. I think its more of a female issue as the guys at work tell us all the time they dont care. They just crap away. Farting while peeing at the urinal is all the rage apparently. ewww. So us girls discussed the fact that we go to someone elses floor to pooh. Its too easy to get busted in our own bathroom. Someone is sure to recognize your shoes/sandals. And that just causes awkward pauses the next time you speak.
The whole reason this shitty subject came about is last week I read a blog by the blogess. It was her question and answer blog. Anyway someone asked how to poop in public. It was pretty funny. But what made me fall out of my chair at work last friday is the following Memo we recieved from the building management. They KNOW!!
To: All Tenants
From: Bunnie Willis, Senior Property Manager
Re: AtlanTech Tower – Restroom Usage
Again, we are reminding everyone that employees are to use the rest rooms on the floors where they work. We continue to have people going off their floors to use the restrooms on other floors, leaving them quite messy. We will report the offenders to their supervisors for follow-up.
If the restroom on your floor is being serviced, you may go down to use the restrooms on the first floor.
Please remind your employees of this building policy. We appreciate everyone’s cooperation.
OMG!! THEY'RE ON TO US AT WORK!!!!! THEY KNOW WE POOP ON OTHER FLOORS!!!! LMAO!!! This means war! Now we've taken it upon ourselves to stealth poop other floors. Its a mission now and we will win!!
Viva la Poop!!