So I decided I needed a laugh this morning and I dont feel like working at work, so I'll make myself laugh. Cause if I dont laugh at this I'd cry. =)
Most labs are chewers. Jake on the other hand was in the .099% that didnt chew anything. I guess I was spoiled. Remi is THE chewer from doggy hell.
This is what he accomplished in two months last fall when I lived at the old apartment. He did a month long stint back in the pokey (crate) for doing this and it cured him for the most part. He still loses his mind every once in awhile, but its no where near as bad as it used to be.
Oh, and he ate a brand new pair of polarized Ray Bans too, but I cant find the pic of them.
This is the convict. Good thing he's cute or he might not be alive after what he did.
Exhibit A - The blinds...Before I moved I changed out approx 15 blinds.
Exhibit B - My (at the time) brand new Ikea Chair. No, really, it was maybe 2 weeks old when he did this...
Exhibit C - My $300 hand made Mexican Inlayed Tile Table...BEFORE
Exhibit C (a) - AFTER *Its really much worse than this at this point. And all 4 corners are all chewed even. Kinda looks like it was planned that way now. I'm getting glass tables very soon. Yeah, go ahead and chew on some glass. I dare ya.
Exhibit D - The Coup De Grace..... My Effing Laptop!!!!! He had a couple of hours of access when he did this. You know he started and thought to himself, "she is going to f**k my world up for this, I'd better stop". He's lucky he didnt mess the screen up. BTW...I didnt f**k his world up as much as I should have.
I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog, dont kill him, I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog, I love my dog.