Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Puppy Pool Party

.................Here I come!!....................


.........Lil nap after swimmin............

.........................Swimmin some more...............

.....mmhm. Cant even be alone in the pool......

Exhausted and sound asleep when we get home...

I Heart Free

My friend Dominick gave me this TV cause he was movin and didnt need it anymore. The price: FREE. 0_o

Its phat, its phenominal, its fanfuckingtastic!!!!! I'm storing it at my parents for now since I'm moving in a month (to a bigger place right next to them) and also because it would TAKE.UP.MY.WHOLE.LIVING.ROOM.HERE.

65 Inches of pure 1080p HD Viewing Bliss. ahhhhhhh. I cant wait. Hurry up November!!!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Beyond Tired

This is me at work. No lie, I dozed off while on the phone today.

Because I cant sleep at night. WTF. I'm tired, I fall asleep. The knee has been a little achy from PT and the ankle has been actin up a bit but I take Tylenol and that takes care of that. I swear, I wake up 27 times every night. Maybe, just maybe its stress and a little bit of the furry one named Remi thats convinced I'm in his pack and he can sleep on me anyway he wants.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Polanski's Ass Belongs In Jail

I find the circus surrounding Roman Polanski's arrest sickening. I'm calling those people on the news idiots. You know the ones screaming for his release saying he did nothing wrong, 30 years have gone by, he should not be arrested.

The fuck?!?!

He admitted to and was convicted of drugging and raping a 13 year old child. He was 43. Dirty fucking old man. PIG. There is no "consensual" sex with a minor. There is no excuse worthy of not extraditing this pompous ass from Zurich.

This article is pretty evenly laid out
, with I think most of the facts. There were agreements made, agreements broken. In the end there is only one fact, reguardless of the hype. He raped a 13 year old child. It doesnt matter if the child and the parents who accepted a "settlement" dont want him to serve time. It doesnt matter what kind of childhood he had (as bad as it was). The law should be followed and the man should serve his time.

And it figures he ran to France. He didnt even have to hide. Those stupid frogs protected his child molester ass. Just another reason France sucks monkey bawls.

She's my sistah!!

My sister has finally launched her photography website and its amazing!! And I'm not just sayin that cause she's a sibling....lots of people are giving her work a big thumbs up!! I actually showed you all some of her work last month.

Anyway, she's taking the plunge from amateur to professional! Woot Woot!!

So if you want to take a minute to paruse, feel free!! Let her know what you think!

Good Luck Gingie!!! I am your #1 FAN!!! (not in a creepy stalker kinda way, but because your good kinda way). =)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Friday, the portal to ahhhhhhhhhhh

If you need me this weekend, starting today at around 1:30 I can be found here with my toes in the sand and a beverage in my hand.
For real, I sit about a block north of this webcam.

This is my beach, yes my personal beach. I just let other people sit there cause I'm nice like that.
Ciao peeps!! Have a great weekend!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Race Day 2009!!

I'm flippen giddy!! Excited is an understatement!! I just ordered my tickets for my first IndyCar race. I'm gonna take my dad to the Homestead race on Oct. 10th and watch the cars go round and round.

I've been a Nascar fan since I was young, introduced to the sport by my father who is a racer in his own right. He raced hydroplanes for years and was sponsored by Purolator but thats a story for another day. I've been to a Nascar race and I loved it.

I always wanted to see an IndyCar race. I love Danica Patrick. She rocks and she can beat the boys which always makes me an even prouder member of the female race. Last year Danica became the first female winner in IndyCar history, taking the Indy Japan 300.

I ordered paddock/pit passes so we can go see all the cars up close and hobnob with the racers a bit. Hopefully I can get close enough for a pic with Danica. =)

This ones for all the boys, oops I mean Men who read my blog. Proof that a Beauty can beat the Beasts.

Yeah, ummm

I'm. Never. Quitting.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cows & Politics

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

~Original source unknown~

I'm all about surrealism, but I want monkeys instead of giraffs.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

When it rains it floods

This Pic is going viral. I have mixed emotions about it actually. I kinda dont want to post it, because it just gives the asswipe more notoriety, yet, it also makes fun of him and that makes me happy.

Then the whole joking about the flooding in NO vs ATL is probably not very funny to the people its happening/happened to, but then thats what we do....make fun of shit and laugh as long as its not happening to us.

I'm probably going to hell anyway so here goes.

Monday, September 21, 2009

My Nomadic Nature

I posted early last week that I'm moving again. I love my current "new" place, but its just too small. Its so small I have to go outside to change my mind. (oof, that was bad lol) When I rented it, I thought I could make it work and I really think at the time I was just so enamored with the backyard and not having to walk the boys anymore that I scooped it up without thinking it thru. If I didnt have 150lbs of dogs it would be ok but the dogs arent going anywhere so I need a bigger place.

I happened to have the inside scoop on the house next to my parents place. Its for rent and its a 2/2 with a HUGE fenced yard and access to my parents pool. I talked to the landlord last week and its pretty much mine. Just some minor details to work out. I've convinced my older brother Steven (who I think reads this blog) to come down from Atlanta and be my roommate. Its a good thing, such a good thing. My brother is the most laid back, sweet, gentle soul I know. I'm pretty laid back as well so I'm thinking this should work out pretty well. November 3rd is moving day. OMG I hate packing. I just got rid of the last of the boxes from the last move. ugh.

Someday, when I'm old and gray(er) I will have my dream home, a log cabin. Its a dream that I'm determined to make come true. My problem lies in the fact that I Love The Beach. How am I gonna have a log cabin and live near the beach at the same time?? I'v got time to figure it out I guess. There is something sooooo peaceful about a log cabin. Maybe its the quiet only disturbed by birds chirping, maybe its the meandering stream nearby, just maybe its the fact that there isnt close to 1 million people living within 50 miles of me.

Cant ya just see Jake and Remi snoozin on that front porch??

A girl can dream can't she?

Friday, September 18, 2009


At Waterloo Napoleon did surrender.

How could I ever refuse?
I feel like I win when I lose.

One of my favorite movies.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

19 Days Post-Op

Yup, 19 days post-op from my ACL Replacement surgery and looky here....122 degrees flexion baby!!

They are kicking my ass in PT 3x's a week. I started PT at day 10 post-op but at week 4 protocol because I'd already achieved 80 degrees flexion with the CPM machine at home. Hoo-Rah!!

But they hurt me there. Bad. I leave sore as hell and wake up even more sore in the morning. I've started eating Tylenol like candy.

I go back to the doc next Tuesday and I think he's gonna be extracting a little bit of blood. I'm still real swollen on the top portion of my knee and he said its blood. He said it may go away on its own with PT or he may have to take it out. Its not going anywhere so I'm thinking big fat nasty needle next Tuesday. ew. The good thing is, once I get rid of that blood.......More Flexion!!! Its all about bending. =)

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

You Really Should Read This Blog

If you dont read FU Penguin, your missin out on some funny shit. This dude cracks my shit up on a regular basis. Do yourself a favor, read it.

WTF is going on?!?!?!

I'm not sure if this is happening anywhere else in the country right now or just here in good old South Florida.

Ignorant idiots are slaughtering horses! Race horses, peoples personal horses and just plain old horses. It doesnt seem to matter. They flippen slit their throats and cut them up. I believe the authorities are saying its to get the meat which is supposed to hold magical, curative powers in some cultures. Ok, I'm gonna say the Hatian and Cuban communities. WTF people!!!!! Doctors. You go to Doctors to get healed. Its 2009 for kee-rist sakes!!

I dont get it.

Something else thats happening down here are a lot of abandoned horses and farm(y) type animals. This has to be because of the economy, I'm sure. But I dont get why these people dont just call the SPCA. They'll come get the animals. WHY do you have to leave the poor things to fend on their own for weeks before they're found??? Fucking heartless people.

Today they found somewhere around 6 - 7 horses, a bunch of goats and some other animals that had been abandoned for probably a week or more. These animals where left in a penned area that had flooded and they were stuck standing in 2-3 feet of mud for a week with no shelter! Their hooves are rotting off. OMG, I want to do bodily harm to some people. I'm not a violent person. Really, I'm not. Well, maybe.

If I were in charge of the penalty/prison sentence of these lowlifes Guantanamo would be Disneyland compared to what I'd do to people that abused a)the elderly, b)kids or c)animals. I would make them pay. Waterboarding would be the "fun" excersise of the day. Oh the things I'd do. I scare myself sometimes.

Now I'm gonna tell you about one of these abandonded horse stories with a happy ending. ;)

Last year they found a 4th generation, direct decendant of the Triple Crown Winner Secretariat at an illegal slaughter house down in Miami-Dade. He was slated to be made into dog food the very day he was found. Hopefully he's gonna be a movie star in Disneys movie about his great great grandfather Secretariat.
This made me happy. Heres the link to the story.,0,6167290.story

oh, I just want to give my personal opinion of Kanye since everyone else is...he's an asshole. Thats all. =)

Monday, September 14, 2009

Condoms. 0_o

If you havent seen these, and your having a shitty day and need to laugh....this is just what the doctor ordered.

outtakes 1 - funny

Outtakes 2 - funnier

Outtakes 3 - flippen funny

I must have the comedic funny bone of a 14 year old male because this shit makes me roflmao.


I'm moving (again) and I want another dog.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Silver & Blue

I bleed Silver and Blue.........

And proud of it!!

Yipppeeeeeeeeee Football season is FINALLY HERE!!!!

Friday, September 11, 2009

puppy relief

As my "vacation/rehab" winds down I'm feeling really stressed. Dont know why exactly. Probably has to do with the fact that I have to go back to work on Monday. Please dont get me wrong, I dont mind working, just what I'm doing. I'm bored.

Also, please know if I won the lottery I'd never work again. =) I'd have 27 dogs and live in a log cabin up on the side of a mountain and all the towns people would refer to me as "the crazy lady with the dogs". This would make me happy believe it or not.

These dogs of mine are the best. They keep me sane. For real. (even Remi)

Remi was a nut as a puppy, and still is.

Poor Jake. He took this type of abuse from Remi for quite awhile....till Remi got fixed in fact.

Jake and Remi's Myspace picture. They made me do it over. They didnt like that their eyes were closed. Pretty picky considering they dont have opposable thumbs.

This is Jakes "sleepy" eyes. I heart them.

And seein Remi sleep is like watchin a little dog angel. Makes you forget the evil of the day.

See, I feel better already.

Never Forget

I'll never forget. Dont you either.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Night time....DAY time!!

ummm, pissed my pants watching these. too funny...

Sid....this is your conscience....

Thursday, September 3, 2009

My Dog Is A Brat

I've been home for 6 days now, 10 more to go. Remi is gonna die soon. Yeah, yeah, yeah he's got "problems" and he's a puppy you say. pffft. He has an occasional seizure that doesnt affect him in any way, shape or form before or after them. And his puppy ass is going to be an adult dog in two weeks when he turns two.

He does not listen to a Word. I. Say. I'm crippled at this point and my ass is chasing him around the back yard in a big bulky knee brace to come inside. (For those not in the know, I just had ACL surgery last week) grrrrrrrrrrr. I have to bribe him with cookies and even that doesnt work all the time. Sometimes he just stands there across the yard lookin at me. "Remi Come!" Nada. "Remi Come Here Now!!" Doesnt move a muscle. "Wanna Cookie?!" His ears may twitch but its hard to say. I give up. I go let Jake in (whos standing obediantly by the door the whole time) and close the door like I've gone in but he cant see me standing outside. I wait a minute to see if he'll come investigate. Does he move?? Nope.

I go back out to the yard. "Remi, c'mon, lets go inside. Its starting to rain. My knee hurts." Nada. I start to gimp towards him and one of two things happens. He either waits till I'm a foot away and takes off like a rabbit, ass underneath him sprinting in circles around me OR as I approach he sits, then lays down. As I reach for him he rolls over and presents his stomach and four paws. I try to pull him up and he's now 65-70lbs of skin and bones flopping allover. I cant bend over right because of the knee brace so I cant get a good grip. Not that you can get a grip on a floppy dog on a good day. I've just had a brandy new ligament inserted into my knee less than a week ago and all I can imagine as I'm lifting this bag of bones up is the little screws pulling loose and my brandy new ligament flopping around inside my knee.

Once I've flipped him over and gotten him on all fours he knows I'm pissed. He looks at me and trots to the door. Little fuhker.

I've lost all control.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Madge & The Knee

I've been a fan of Madges music since day one. Wayyyy back in the day with my big NJ hair, slap bracelets and everything neon. I dont always agree with her politics. In fact I dont agree with most movie star/musician blatherings about politics. I could care less who she's bangin, how old he is and where she adopts her kids from. When it comes to music, Madge has got it goin on. Holy shiznit she amazes me. I should be moving as well at her age.

I'm in love with this song and video.

I went for my first post-op this morning with Dr. Georgous. He was really pleased with the progress and impressed with my low pain levels (and therefore only the use of Tylenol so far).

Stitches come out next Tuesday, but I'm off the crutches and still using the CPM machine. Physical Therapy starts next Tuesday as well. (That may hurt.)

I've got some cool intra-operative pics that I'll scan and post for your viewing pleasure! You can look at my pretty, shiny new ACL. =)