Thursday, August 26, 2010

This Just Might Work.

Teaching Math in Detroit or LA

Schools in Detroit and Los Angeles are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!


GANG/CREW NAME______________


1. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shootin. How many mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload?

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

3. Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit?

4. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?

5. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and $1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail?

6. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?

7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?

8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up?

9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income?

10. Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?

All kidding aside, this might just work. And before I get yelled at for being racist, or for posting something thats degrading, Dont Bother. I've received this in an email no less than 7 times in the past week. 4 of the 7 senders are my friends from work who live in what they refer to as "The Ghetto". They also agree, This Just Might Work.

And I dunno about you, but it made me laugh. Its funny!!!

Its flippen Thursday. TIT - Thankful it's Thursday.

And remember a couple of months ago when I was on the verge of getting fired at work?? I was on probation, blah blah blah??? Remember?? Its ok if you don't. I'm gonna tell you guys whats gone on since that. Soon. Just think, Zero to Hero. ;)


Momma Fargo said...

OMG> I spit my coffee all over the screen. Very funny. Perhaps it will inspire children to learn. LMAO. At least they might understand math. :)

nitebyrd said...

Yeah, it definitely could work! LOL

Glad to know that you're a hero. I couldn't imagine otherwise! ;)

Anonymous said...

P, so true.

BluEyedBader said...

That is just too funny..

Love the post.

meleah rebeccah said...

I am CRYING laughing right now! *tears running down my cheeks!*

2. Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?

the observer said...

Great stuff!

...and you are such a tease...


The Observer

peedee said...

LOL I knew you guys would like that.

and who am I teasin T.O.?? lol ;)