I'm Just A Girl

Sooooooooooooo, the moves over. Boxes everywhere. I unpack one and three more appear. They're flippen procreating I Know It!!! Jake & Remi are nervous as shit. Following me everywhere in the house. I stop and its like a freight train wreck, first Remi up my ass, then Jake up Remi's ass. I'm all like, "hey, let me open my butt cheeks up and you can climb in." Less walking that way and you'll stop giving my sneakers flat tires.

Oh and I totally busted my ass during the move. Theres a move "injury" every time I try and save 400 bucks and do it myself. My buddy Josh and I were carrying this ginormous dressor and my ankle rolled off a curb when we were turnin a corner. I went down like a ton of bricks, and there was nothing gracefull about it. Fucking took out my knee on this big ol' rock/coral thingy too. Shoulda got a stitch or two now that I look at it, but eh. I'm more pissed that the scars are gonna fuck up my tan. Needless to say, I was a trooper and kept on moving things. My ankle is tweeked too. Good thing softball season doesnt start for another month.

Anyway, tonights the concert I've been waiting for, for like 3 months. I dont know why they gotta sell tickets so far out??? Make me wait forever. They should sell them the week before. Its not like its jojoblow and the blowers, its fucking NO DOUBT! Geesh, you know its gonna sell out. The havent toured together as a group since the Rock Steady tour. (yes I was there) Yeah, sure Gwenns been out making extra bucks on her own, but thats cause she keeps making babies with that hott as fuck hubby of hers. She needs diaper money! Speaking of that hott as fuck hubby, if Gavin shows up I'll wet my pants. Honest. That boy is just delicious. I only need him for a couple of hours...I just want one of his babies!!!! Yeah, I'd totally go thru shitty diapers and teenage angst all over again to have one of his babies. mmmhmmm a girl can dream cant she?

Update: 1:00am post show... Well the stupid internet was down so I couldnt post this earlier. All I can say is AWESOME SHOW!! It was fabulous and the only thing that could have made it better was if my kid was there. I really missed her tonight. The first CD I ever brought her was Tragic Kingdom and No Doubt is her favorite group. I called her when they played her favorite songs. I had 3 beers, I'm buzzed =D and 6:00am is gonna come really fast. Ugh, back to work. 5 days off has been blissfull.