Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Walk Nekkid in America Day



WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY-

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked; and if he does, he must commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

7 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

I am in!

Momma Fargo said...

I don't have any neighbors. What now?

peedee said...

Ha! Of course you are Admiral!!

And, ummmm, I'm not sure Momma. Lemme call Homeland Security for you and see what they have to say....

Michael Morse said...

Now that is patriotism. I'll be in my lawn chair, all day if that's what it takes!

peedee said...

Hoo-rah! Michael!!

Linda Medrano said...

I'm sorry Peedee, you are on your own for this one. I only go naked when I get paid to do so. Given that, have fun and wear sunscreen!

peedee said...

Nekkid for pay?? Hmmm, I need to check into this! lol