Twofer Tuesday, Kinda.

This post is chock full o' information. Your getting it all at once because as usual my time managment skills suck monkey bawls.

I dont have enough fingers and toes to count the times I could sing the song in the following video in a day. From the assclowns who try to run me over on the road on the way to work, to the IDIOT FLIPPING DOCTORS WHO WONT SIGN THE FUCKING CONTRACT ALREADY. Your current package is $220,000.00. I found your dream job in the city you wanted AND I negotiated full benefits for you AND your family, $10,000.00 CME & Vacation pay, $46,000.00 CASH in your pocket to replace the 401k money you dont get the first year, thereafter they'll put that amount in your 401K, $100,000.00 sign on/relocation bonus and $150.00 per hour (up from $130.00). You will work 12 days a month. $346,000.00 PACKAGE A YEAR YOU ASSHOLE. WHAT IS THERE TO THINK ABOUT???

Lets not forget the dipshits. YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU DIPSHIT in line in front of me at every store I go to. Have your G.D. CREDIT CARD READY. You know your gonna pay for your shit with it, why must you rummage through your fake Coach feed bag of a purse for your wallet and then make a 5 minute affair of deciding WHICH CARD to use AFTER the 16 items you're buying in the "10 Items or Less" lane are rung up and bagged already????

Just know I want to kill you all some days. Or at least maime you. Instead I sing quietly to myself. I sing This.



See, I feel better already. =)

And for you working people who couldn't lounge around the house and wait for Lady GaGa's new video to premiere at 12 NOON today......I will give you the the video. Because I'm nice like that. =)
Watch it. Even if you dont want to. Its very interesting. I think she's got a little Dominatrix side to her. I also heard she forbids her dancers to have sex while on tour. Yeah, she's a Dom. ;) I liked the song when it first came out. A lot. I kinda like the video too.

Lady GaGa - Alejandro.


I Want the NEW iPhone4, Sooooooo Badly!!! YES LINNN, I Covet it. lol. AND I'm due for an upgrade to my 3G. I've had mine for a year and a half. =) I'm getting a new iPhone!!!!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAY!!! I've been patiently waiting and now I shall be rewarded. Oh the joy of all the new things it can do!!! Click HERE to see the awesomeness.
And for you Glee fans, here's some Jane Lynch. She really does make me Laugh My Ass Off!!
The Leaked iPhone4 Ad


Ok, I think thats enough for now. But oh wait!!!! Most importantly, Tomorrow Gia from, A Gia's Life is flying into Fort Laudy and we are meeting for lunch!!! YAYAYAYAYYAYAY!!! Then she's gonna meet THE BOYS!!! I'm so excited!!

Dolphins are just gay sharks

Had a great dinner out tonight with Ging, her ex and my parents. We went to a local place in Wilton Manors called Rosie's. Good food, good people and did I say really good food? lol I was good though, had the Ranch Hand minus the bun. ie: grilled chicken boob, cheese, bacon, lettuce and avacado. It was soooooooo good. I'm so sick of yogurt, granola, bananas, tuna, salad and an occasional Lean Cuisine.

I'm down 19 lbs. I'm gonna be effin svelt bitches!

So we get home and I immediately switch on the tube. Its Tuesday night people!! American Idol was ok. I really only watch to see Crystal. If she doesnt win there is seriously something wrong with America. But eh, I already know that based on the current gov't chosen by the majority of the people. This "people" didnt vote with the majority in case you havent figured that out yet.

But enough about the drivel. Let me get to what I really want to talk about. I was so excited Glee was starting again tonight that I checked the DVR was set properly at least 3 times today. I just really enjoy the show that much. So tonights show was funny and I enjoyed the musical numbers well enough.

Best line in the show tonight: Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks?


This just made me roll laughing. Its the little things. Obviously.

But the BEST part of the show was at the END of the show when they showed a teaser video that gives a hint of next weeks episode. Jane Lynch gets her Vogue on. You might remember her from Two and a Half Men or her multiple tv series appearances. Go here to see 'em all. She is the gym teacher on the show and she is probably the best part of the show. She has some of the best lines. Next weeks episode is called, "The Power of Madonna". Ok, I'm in my glory here. LOVE me some Madonna. Watch and enjoy Janes version.

I'm Officially Obsessed

WHY??? OMFG, another show to become addicted too. My DVR cant handle another SHOW!! Between Little People Big World, Hells Kitchen, CSI Las Vegas, LA Ink, Police Women of Broward County and 15 other must sees I'm doomed. Why? Why do I do this to myself?? It really becomes obsessive to make sure there's room on the DVR....that you've watched the last ones way down on the list before they get bumped for newer stuff. Shit.

I said it in my intro. I watch too much TV. I still havent watched the last 4 games in the NCAA Softball Semi-finals from May/June. I'm recording the Little League World Series right now.

Confession. I have two DVRs. One in the living room and one in the bedroom. So much to watch! So little time!! I'm gonna have to get a tv in the crapper and add a DVR. pfft.

Well, I'm obsessed with Glee. I dont know why. Catchy tunes, normal looking kids, bitchy administrators, its totally unbelievable shit. DAMN!

Let the countdown begin. September 9th. Be there.